The Hepworth Best XI have resumed our vigorous, post New Year training regime. Now back at full fitness, we are entertaining the idea of taking on all-comers for a football match. You are dischordially invited to apply for the honour of gracing the same grass as our star-player 'Heppy'. I feel a sense of overwhelming pride when he allows me to dry-clean his bootlaces after a game. Beware, also, of Januaryman's silky stepover. (It can sometimes cover his eyes). If you reckon you can string 3 passes (or words, in some cases) together, then all applications will be acknowledged and arrangements will be made. The match is to be played in the best of spirits and will be fast-paced and skillful. COME AND HAVE A GO!!