In honour of Stupid People

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  1. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Not sure if something like this has been posted before, but it made me giggle :)
    > In honour of Stupid People .
    > In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
    > through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
    > goods.
    >
    >
    > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
    > upside down."
    > (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
    >
    >
    > ==========================
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    > (talk about a news flash)
    >
    > ===========================
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
    > machinery after taking this medication."
    > (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if
    > we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > ==========================
    >
    >
    >
    > On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
    > heating."
    > (...and you thought????...)
    >
    >
    >
    > =======================
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    > (That's the only time I have to work on my
    > hair.)
    >
    > ====================================
    >
    >
    >
    > On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
    > Details inside.
    > (the shoplifter special?)
    >
    >
    > ===========================
    >
    >
    > On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
    > (and that
    > would be???....)
    >
    >
    > ============================
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    > (but, it's just a suggestion.)
    >
    >
    >
    > ========================
    >
    >
    >
    > On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    > (but wouldn't this save me time?)
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > ==============================
    >
    >
    >
    > On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    > (..I'm taking this because???....)
    >
    >
    > ==============================
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
    > only."
    > (as opposed to what?)
    >
    >
    > ==========================
    >
    >
    >
    > On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    > (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
    >
    >
    > ==============================
    >
    >
    >
    > On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open
    > packet, eat nuts."
    > (Step 3: say what?)
    >
    >
    > ===========================
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
    > enable you to fly."
    > (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
    >
    >
    > ========================
    >
    >
    >
    > On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
    > hands or genitals."
    > (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
     
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  3. Charmed

    Charmed Active Member

    LOL :clap:

    Just what I needed after the day I've had! :eek:
     
  4. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    That's got my day off to a good start!
    :clap:
    BMB
    xx
     
  5. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Some good ones there - have seen some of them before but not all of them. Ta.
     
  6. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    Hehe :D I love the nut one no matter how many times I hear it...
     
  7. Andy Cooper

    Andy Cooper Member

    I take it you mean the chainsaw one there?
     
  8. axio

    axio Member

    Just consider that in order for each of those to be printed... someone must have got it wrong....
     
  9. Pythagoras

    Pythagoras Active Member

    and then sued.
     
  10. Bungle

    Bungle Member

    It woudn't surprise me if we soon see warning signs 'Danger barbwire fence'
     
  11. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    You mean like this one?

    ;)
     
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