In both senses of the phrase....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Old 'fart gag' or 'old fart' gag......

    An elderly woman goes in to see her doctor and tells him, "I have this problem where I am continually breaking wind. There's no odour or sound, just the breaking of wind."

    After further discussion she says " It might amaze you but in the five
    minutes I have been in your office, I have broken wind 20 times!"

    The doctor prescribes some tablets for her, tells her to take them
    twice a day and come back in two weeks time.

    Two weeks later, she is again sitting in the doctor's office. She says
    to the doctor, "What was in those tablets you prescribed? The smell is

    The doctor replied, "Now that we have sorted out your sinus problem, we
    have to do something about your hearing!"