I'm ill!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by rutty, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    I've been diagnosed with Ruttyitis!!!

    Looks nasty too :(
  2. dyl

    dyl Active Member

  3. By me! MWHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
  4. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    Your laughs don't look (sound) that threatening in real life Rob!
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    You mean you have an inflammation of the rut? Sounds nasty as well! ;-)
  6. what's a rut then? (anatomically speaking?)
  7. Brian Bowen

    Brian Bowen Active Member

    Probably just an anagram for feeling 'urt.
  8. rutty

    rutty Active Member

  9. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    How do they get it so right???

  10. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    Be afraid all you Bb bass players

    Textbook example. You are suffering from
    Bb Bassitis.
    Cause: hot weather

    Symptoms: flashing eyes, coughing up blood, guilt, aggression

    Cure: none
  11. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    And as for you Chairmen out there...........

    I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
    Chairman's Lurgy.
    Cause: Egyptian curse

    Symptoms: mania, frequent blood in urine, extremely blotchy skin

    Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

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