OK, so I made up the crack about The Doors covering a Will Young song in another thread. This next example is true, though. 1991, London. A football fanatic meets a young lady at work. After asking her out, he discovers that she not only speaks with a posh accent, but her father is a Lord, and lives in a mansion out in Essex. Wanting to fit in, when he is invited to the opera, he smiles through his teeth and says, "I’d love to!" The morning after the opera, he comes into the office and declares... "That Puccini bloke's got a blimmin' cheek. Fancy taking the theme to the 1990 World Cup and putting it in an opera!" Would anyone care to regale tMP with more tales of comic ignorance?