If your local pub had a brass band jukebox......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    ...what would you put on it? Here's my selection.

    The Beer of the Dragon
    The Bandsman's Ale
    Pump and Circumstance Marches (by Edward Lager)
    Wassail Song ('Wassail'? 'It's a type of beer')
    Trumpet Booze and Cantabile
    Liberty Last Bell
    Homage to the Noble Grape
    The Essence of Lime

    Any more?
  2. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Actually, one of the pubs in Deiniolen, the infamous Bull Inn 8) - which is run by our Bb Bass player, has a copy of our band's CD in the jukebox and it's regularly played apparently (not that I'd know - I never visit pubs myself ;) )
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    [(not that I'd know - I never visit pubs myself ;) )[/quote]

    Dyl, even the nose on the avatar picture's growing longer!
  4. stopher

    stopher Member

    Wot you on about Dyl, its the only CD on the jukebox there!
  5. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Here's a few;

    Castell Cochtail
    Pints of Rome
    Whisky Wakes
    Paggered-nearly Variations
    Procession to the Gents
    Honest Toil Never Touch Another Drop
    Knight Tippler
    Essence of Time Gentlemen Please
    The Standard Measure Of St.George.

    Bored at work? Me? Not much! :)
  6. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    How about 'Begin the Beguiness'
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

  8. RobertJohn

    RobertJohn New Member

    What a delightful idea - schneewalzer
  9. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Ruby Tuesday
  10. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Not that I'm still bored, but;

    Cointreau Your Blessings
    Slaughtered On 10th Avenue
    When I'm Carling You
    Pitchers at an Exhibition <groan>
    William Stella Overture
    Lairy Sketchbook
    Concerto Grolscho
    The Blue Bols Of Scotland
    Take A Pair of Sparkling Wines
    Mild Love is like a Red Red Rose
  11. James McFadyen

    James McFadyen New Member

    Well, having just burn't my Mouth on a Micro Toastie, i'll have a little go......

    The (Royal) Mile High Suite
    Totty Encounters
    Fizz Ka Yah!
    Lloyd(s TSB)
    Confide with Me
    A PAR with that TIT
    Adventures in Brass (The Band Bus)
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Miller (!) Magic

    Flavour and Love

    The Grogs of Aristophanes

    Seeing Stars and Stripes Forever

    Diadem of Gold Label

    I Leffe My Heart In San Francisco

    Bass in the Ballroom (think about it...)
  13. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Colonel Toby
    Whitbread Wakes
    Stars and Red Stripes Forever
  14. James McFadyen

    James McFadyen New Member

    A Time we'd rather not Remember(ed)
    The People who Build the Ships!
    Modal Sketches (you mean doodles?) (our very own Naomi Cornish!)
    76 Trombones (Trombones prefer *** ** ******** don't they?) I have a feeling that 1 will get moderated!

    Correct James! One has been moderated! - (RT)
  15. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Merry Alpine go round...and round and round.....sorry.
    Appreciation :wink:
    The BB and the XXXX (Australian Beer...maybe youy won't get that one)
    Beer Barrel Polka
    Cheerful Chuba (wonder what he's been up to???)
    Cold Port for Brass
    The drunken Sailor (easy one)
    Ein Schnaps

    and what about the 3rd/4th movement from Facets of Glass???
  16. James McFadyen

    James McFadyen New Member

    Sure we do "I can see the Pub from here!" :wink:
  17. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Really?? I heard that when the Aussie Cricket team came over one year for the Ashes, XXXX (then sponsors) had the team trying to convert Brits....but try as Merv Hughes might, he Failed.......

    Anyway....I have the band's entire catalog here somewhere....should I keep going??
  18. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    you only couldn't convert the english to xxxx because most of them are past the training beer stage... :wink:
  19. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    :shock: Are you saying Aussie beer is a training beer??????? :shock:
    I hope your legs are as quick as your tongue :evil:
  20. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Not so much training as draining, like the colour of one's face when you drink Aussie beer. Come on okiedoke. Great rugby team (still), great cricket team and you even beat us at football a while back but your beer? Uh-uh!