If You Laugh At This, I'll Slap You... (recieved it in an e-mail...)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Chris Sanders, Mar 23, 2005.

  1. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
    nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
    name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay about the
    loan because his dad knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
    about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
    manager and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
    there who claims that you know his father, he wants to borrow £30,000, and
    wants to use this as collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

    The bank manager looks back at her and says...













    "It's a nic-nak, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.... his old man's a
    Rolling Stone."
  2. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member


    Don't worry, I don't need to be smacked...stick it in the BAD jokes thread :p
  3. Heather

    Heather Member

    Brilliant!!!!! All I've got to do now is try to remember it!
  4. Ginge

    Ginge Member

    I might need a little slap. Wouldn't say it was a laugh as such, but it made me smile anyway! [​IMG]
  5. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Not laughing whatsoever!! Wasn't even in the slightest bit funny!!
  6. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    *stops laughing* that was great
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Well it was mildly amusing the first 20 times I saw it on tMP, now it's lost a certain something...

  8. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    SLAP US SANDERS!!!!!!!

    You want shot as you not only read the joke (and probably laughed) but you posted it on a brass band forum....:eek:

    Get a life Chris






    Only joking

    Love Declan :biggrin:
  9. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member

    amen! no offence it sucked!
  10. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    What a naff joke Chris.... be ashamed, very ashamed :p

    Didn't even chuckle one bit..... and I normally laugh at everything!!

  11. bruceg

    bruceg Active Member

    I love that joke! It's been ages since I saw it but it still makes me laugh :D :clap:
  12. lottie4744

    lottie4744 Member

    That's really bad.......... I laughed..... at the badness of it!
  13. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    teehee must admit i laughed.

    please dont slap me too hard :(
  14. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Me too... the only reason I posted it...
  15. Hollie

    Hollie Member

    Hehe! Made me smile!!