If You Don't Like Santa....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Dec 11, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    "15 Ways To Annoy Santa"

    1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

    2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

    3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

    4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

    5. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

    6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

    7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

    8. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

    9. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy."

    10. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

    11. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

    12. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to- read directions to your new house.

    13. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

    14. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

    15. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
  2. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I want to do 11 :)
  3. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    lol brilliant!!
  4. lottie4744

    lottie4744 Member

    hahahaha! that's very good!
  5. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Shame he doesn't exsist, isn't it

    ;-) :lol:
  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    He.... w..w..w..w.hha???? Sure he does.. in myextremely vivid imagination! :)
  7. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    thats a lie, a big whooping lie!!!!
  8. kevthedrummer

    kevthedrummer Member

    thats cool love it
  9. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    If you don't like Santa clap your hands... :clap: :clap:
    If you don't like Santa clap your hands.... :clap: :clap:

  10. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! Liked it lots! Especially no. 11! :D
    But who doesn't like Santa...!? :-(