If the Stig was a bandsman....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by floppymute, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. floppymute

    floppymute Member

    Some say....

    His embouchure is formed from pure carbon fibre

    He has a water-key where his p****s should be

    :cool:
     
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  3. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    What do you mean if?
     
  4. The Wherryman

    The Wherryman Active Member

    ...except on here he's called Paddy Flower ;)
     
  5. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Some say

    he can single tongue at the speed of a frog

    and

    he can circular breathe without sounding like he has a permanently runny nose

    All we know is he's called the Stig
     
  6. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Some say...

    He can play notes even higher than a dog can hear....

    ....and he has a band jacket that actually fits

    All we know is he's called The Stig...
     
  7. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Some say...

    He is actually good value for his depping fee

    ....... and he always remembers his own bow tie.

    All we know is he's called The Stig...
     
  8. gcbtrom

    gcbtrom Member

    Ooooo I got to join in on this - always wanted to do some "some say..."

    Some say... he can play a chromatic scale using only a pencil...

    ... and that when he does multiphonics, it sounds like a pancake...

    All we know is.. he's called the Stig...
     
  9. Kjata

    Kjata Member

    What a thread!! :D

    Some say....his favourite drink is valve oil....

    And he is always greased up...

    All we know is that he's called the Stig!!
     
  10. MartinT

    MartinT Member

    Some say... he blows double pedals before breakfast...

    And he marches without strap or lyre on his BBb...

    All we know is that he's called the Stig...
     
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Some say he uses pure crystal meth for valve oil,


    And that his finger speed pushes his valves faster than the pistons in a Bugatti Veron...

    All we know is, he's called The Stig...
     
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  13. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Some Say....

    He can drink 15 pints in a row...and still say Mephistopholese..

    and he ALWAYS knows what the adjudicator wants...

    All we know is he's called the Stig
     
  14. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Some say Blue Juice is made from his urine, and every time someone sings "Y Viva Espana" he get 15p in royalties.

    All we know....etc.:D
     
  15. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Some say

    He has no lungs

    and

    invented brown noise

    All we know is he's called the Stig
     
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Some say he has the range of two Winton Marsalis's

    And that when he sleeps he snores in tune


    All we know is, he's called the stig....
     
  17. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    Some Say....


    If he was a Bandsman, he would be like his driving ---- rubbish



    All we know is he's called the Stig.

    ;)
     
  18. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Some say his fingers move faster than a bees wings

    ...and his sense of pitch is so finely balanced, whenever Jedwood sing he falls over...

    ...all we know is, he called The Stig.
     
  19. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Some say his ppp is so quiet only dogs can hear it...
    .. and his FF is louder then a Lightening JEt on full afterburn..

    All we know is he's call the Stig
     
  20. flash harry

    flash harry Member

    Some say...

    He can listen to 20 bands and place them fairly and in the correct order...

    ... and he can do this whilst stuck in a box.

    All we know is he's called the Stig.
     
  21. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Some say he can drink 15 pints in a row and spell Mephistopheles!

    :rolleyes:
     
  22. bbg

    bbg Member

    Some say.....

    he turns up on time for every single rehearsal;

    he practises for three hours a night seven nights a week;

    he always helps tidy away the chairs after rehearsal


    All we know is, he's called the Stig.................
     

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