I wish you all inner peace

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Kernewek Den, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Kernewek Den

    Kernewek Den Member

    I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

    By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

    The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.

    So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...............

    Before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Stella Artois, a 1/2 can of cider and some cheese............

    You have no idea how good I feel....
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    hmmm, think i'd probably feel much less at peace then, and much more in pieces
  3. shedophone

    shedophone Member

    I have about 10 unfinished compositions in my room, so if i finished everything off before i left i'd be in here til next christmas!
  4. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    simple, wherever you are in your pieces stick a perfect cadence and you're done... could start a whole new style of music - the randomly placed ending!
  5. Tromgod

    Tromgod Member

    ..............but what's new about that? You do that at every band contest we attend!

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