I WENT TO THE MUSIC SHOP AND BOUGHT.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by stabbyjnr, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member

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    a glockenspiel made out of wood....
     
  2. Hell's_Trombone

    Hell's_Trombone Member

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    Saddleworth/Cardiff
    an invisible trombone.........or so they say :?
     
  3. ju33les

    ju33les Member

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    manchester
    self-fingering valve oil
     
  4. Beaker

    Beaker Member

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    Brough, East Yorks
    a baton with a clear down beat
     
  5. bigcol

    bigcol Member

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    A kebab-less bass player
     
  6. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

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    A transparent front row so that the back row have no excuse for not looking at the conductor.
    bmb
    xx
     
  7. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

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    A sane Sop player
     
  8. Hell's_Trombone

    Hell's_Trombone Member

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    a drummer that can count
     
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

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    I'm sorry, that's a made-up thing. You can't have that. :lol:
    BMB
    xx
     
  10. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

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    the perfect inflatable band.... never lets you down on engagements!!
     
  11. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

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    A self-assembling drum kit that folds into a bag and fits easily into a normal size car.
     
  12. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

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    A trombone with volume control. (That goes all the way up to 11)
    BMB
    xx
     
  13. Di

    Di Active Member

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    A bass player who doesn't lose his music ..
     
  14. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    I take offence at that, he says very quietly
    A cornet or horn player who only steals his own music out of the library.
     
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    A horn player that doesn't either

    a. drop their mouthpiece

    or

    b. kick a music stand over

    at every single rehearsal.
     
  16. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

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    a self cleaning Mouthpiece Cleaner and a Hangover On Stage Miricale Drink
     
  17. matty1986

    matty1986 Member

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    A euph player that doesnt like to show off!!
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    some self lubricating valves
     
  19. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

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    A mellifluous baritone.
     
  20. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    Hadleigh, Essex
    A clarinettist who can play whilst standing still
     
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