Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by stabbyjnr, Jul 26, 2004.
a glockenspiel made out of wood....
an invisible trombone.........or so they say :?
self-fingering valve oil
a baton with a clear down beat
A kebab-less bass player
A transparent front row so that the back row have no excuse for not looking at the conductor.
A sane Sop player
a drummer that can count
I'm sorry, that's a made-up thing. You can't have that. :lol:
the perfect inflatable band.... never lets you down on engagements!!
A self-assembling drum kit that folds into a bag and fits easily into a normal size car.
A trombone with volume control. (That goes all the way up to 11)
A bass player who doesn't lose his music ..
I take offence at that, he says very quietly
A cornet or horn player who only steals his own music out of the library.
A horn player that doesn't either
a. drop their mouthpiece
b. kick a music stand over
at every single rehearsal.
a self cleaning Mouthpiece Cleaner and a Hangover On Stage Miricale Drink
A euph player that doesnt like to show off!!
some self lubricating valves
A mellifluous baritone.
A clarinettist who can play whilst standing still
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