Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by stabbyjnr, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member

    a glockenspiel made out of wood....
  2. an invisible trombone.........or so they say :?
  3. ju33les

    ju33les Member

    self-fingering valve oil
  4. Beaker

    Beaker Member

    a baton with a clear down beat
  5. bigcol

    bigcol Member

    A kebab-less bass player
  6. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    A transparent front row so that the back row have no excuse for not looking at the conductor.
  7. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    A sane Sop player
  8. a drummer that can count
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I'm sorry, that's a made-up thing. You can't have that. :lol:
  10. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    the perfect inflatable band.... never lets you down on engagements!!
  11. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    A self-assembling drum kit that folds into a bag and fits easily into a normal size car.
  12. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    A trombone with volume control. (That goes all the way up to 11)
  13. Di

    Di Active Member

    A bass player who doesn't lose his music ..
  14. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I take offence at that, he says very quietly
    A cornet or horn player who only steals his own music out of the library.
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    A horn player that doesn't either

    a. drop their mouthpiece


    b. kick a music stand over

    at every single rehearsal.
  16. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

    a self cleaning Mouthpiece Cleaner and a Hangover On Stage Miricale Drink
  17. matty1986

    matty1986 Member

    A euph player that doesnt like to show off!!
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    some self lubricating valves
  19. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    A mellifluous baritone.
  20. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    A clarinettist who can play whilst standing still

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