This tickled me........ I'm half way through my night shift, and I see someone on the CCTV relieving himself in the car park, so I decide to go and surprise him by turning the lights on for all to see. Said gentleman then flees across the carpark whilst tucking himself away, only to be greeted around the corner by two young lady police officers who just happened to see him as they came up the road (before I put the lights on.) They then spend 10 minutes talking to people on mobile phones before loading him into the back of their van. Anyone been caught fighting/puking/peeing in public tonight?