I`d rather be a woman...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Mesmerist, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    In response to the guys thread I`d rather be a woman because;

    We don`t usually go bald
    We live much longer
    We can multi-task
    we don`t pick our noses at traffic lights
    we have nice toes
    we understand the offside rule but are not bothered really
    we can watch rugby and drool over johnny w (mmm)
    We have higher pain thresholds
    we can ask for directions if we get lost...:)
  2. emziesonic

    emziesonic Member

    Wondered how long it would take for
    this thread to open!!
    Laughed at the bald one:biggrin:
  3. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    I`d LOVE Mrs fruity or BMB to add to this...

    AEHOWGATE Member

    Cool, but not quite worth the op!
  5. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Depends on how much you long to wear high heels and make up?!:biggrin:
  6. needmorevodka

    needmorevodka Member

    Speaking of high heels and make up...

    If we're a bit on the short side it's easily fixed
    If we've had a bit of late one and looking a bit rough it's also easily fixed :biggrin:
  7. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    No one buys a woman socks/boring pants for christmas...
  8. emziesonic

    emziesonic Member

    dont they?:oops:
  9. stevetrom

    stevetrom Well-Known Member

    We have boobs

    oops, I mean you.....
  10. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    I'd rather you be a women.
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I'm sorry, but I have to pick you up on this on (in particular!), women cannot multi-task.

    To perform a task means that it is completed. Women do NOT do this.

    What women are extremely accomplished at is multi-partially finishing. It's a fine knack of starting umpteen tasks at the same time, realising non of them can be completed without the aid of a bloke, and then whining at him until he gets fed up and finishes them off. :rolleyes:
  12. Cornet Nev.

    Cornet Nev. Member

    I would like to agree to some extent. Now how good are you at synchronised ducking--at the count of three ---
  13. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    That really depends on the quality of the raw materials... :) :)
  14. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Speak for yourself... :)
  15. lilz

    lilz Member

    If you have guy teachers and didnt do work on time or something its very easy to hand it in the next week with very little or no comment been made, yet when the guys do that they get shouted at mwahahaha.
    And just for being a girl you have a million excuses to get out of any situation, related to being a girl and guys not questioning at all
    (unless you have annoying female teachers...which i thankfully dont anymore :D)
  16. on_castors

    on_castors Member

  17. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    I think the basic translation is:

    If I was stupid enough not to do my coursework on time and I had a male teacher, I could be a coy, shy girl, flutter my eyelids and get away with it.

    If I had a female teacher I could not

    However its ok as I don't have any female teachers now.

    Hope this helps.
  18. lilz

    lilz Member

    haha ye thats what i meant.....only i babble alot
  19. KMJ Recordings

    KMJ Recordings Supporting Member

    Oh dear.....shame I don't work like that ;)
  20. on_castors

    on_castors Member

    Ah, I thought for one minute that the fish in my ear had died!

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