how to get to heaven

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by michellegarbutt, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. michellegarbutt

    michellegarbutt Supporting Member

    Last night while I lay sleeping,
    I died or so it seems.
    Then I went to heaven
    But it was only in my dreams
    But it seems St. Peter met me,
    There at the pearly gate.
    He said, "I must check your record,
    so stand right here and wait.
    I see you drank alcohol,
    and swore quite often too.
    Fact is you've done many things
    That a good person shouldn't do."
    "We can't have people like you up here
    your life was full of sin."
    Then he read the last of my record,
    grasped my hand and said, "Come on in."
    He took me to the big boss
    "Take him and please treat him well,
    he's played in a brass band under (conductors name), Sir.
    he's had his share of hell."
  2. T Winch

    T Winch Member

    Stan Macdonald??

    Dont believe you about the alchohol and swearing though!
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