How to get paraletic on a very tight budget?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Andy_Euph, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Anyone got any ideas, as the last few times out i've spent a stupid amount on drink and been VERY ill, so I wanna know if anyone has any ideas to get monged on £20ish?
  2. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    £10 = bottle of vodka, however, I would not recommend drinking this amount...
  3. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    ..within an hour....
  4. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    2 pints of Kronenburg 1664 then the rest of your cash on aftershocks !!

    That should do the trick !!

  5. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Eat nothing all day bar a bowl of coco pops. Then drink 4 turbo shandies in an hour. You may even have the pleasure of re- tasting them again later on in the night, and get the opportunity to speak to the local dibble (as I demonstrated on Saturday night in Cambridge)
  6. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    Well the simple, traditional route ... £20 = 7-8 pints, that's usually enough to get drunk, if not wrecked! :p
  7. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Send mummy and daddy to France and when they return with 150 bottles of wine and about half that many beers.....drink them and be very happy :D
  8. wewizrobbed

    wewizrobbed Member

    Somerfields do a very nice wine at £1.29 a bottle!! :D :grnsm :guiness
  9. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    wots a turbo shandy when its at home?
  10. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Put into a beer glass

    • half a pint of lager
    • half a pint of smirnoff ice

    Get drunk!

  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

  12. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    bottle of red wine within a minute, followed by a few £1 shots seems to do the job pretty well! :oops:
  13. Raspberry

    Raspberry Member

    Go to Wetherspoons or a Goose pub - most of their drinks are cheap there - ie £1 bottle of Bud!

    or your nearest student union - they have special offers on! :wink:
  14. trombelle

    trombelle Member

    get down to the whit friday marches tonight!

    wait till about midnightish when eveyone is slightly tipsy, compliment everyones playing and just smile as they get the drinks in for you! :D
  15. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Cheers for some ideas guys, I can't drink just lager coz no matter how much I drink I don't get wasted just nicely drunk... I think turbo's are going to be the way to go, sure to get me toasted and on the floor by halfway through the night :lol:
  16. Ozzie Cornet

    Ozzie Cornet New Member

    Had a night once where everything was fine until someone bought be a shot of green chartreuse.

    knocked the bejesus out of me and that was it for the night. i'd had no more than three or four beers so the 20 quid was safe (hell A$20 was fine) but by god i was rat S**t. anyway that was it for me and it was cheap......then again if someone else pays its always cheap.

  17. Nat

    Nat Member

    chat people up and get them to buy your drinks for you :D :D
  18. Ozzie Cornet

    Ozzie Cornet New Member

    yeah but by this time i'm usually far enough gone to be making little sense.
  19. Nat

    Nat Member

    just point at a pint glass and grunt and they will know what you want
  20. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    We'll know how to recognise you at the next areas then - although how, among the other 2000 all grunting and pointing at pints, I don't know! :roll:

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