How to clean a toilet?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, May 10, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    How to Clean a Toilet

    1. Put both lids up, and add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet bowl water.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; cat's actually enjoy this.)

    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (These provide the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.)

    5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will clean himself dry off.

    Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean!

    Best regards,

    The Dog
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    I like your thinking! :lol:
  3. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    I salute you Sir :tup :guiness
  4. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    So cats do have a use then! :lol:
  5. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    wot if u dont have a cat?
  6. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: Nice one mate!
  7. Vickitorious

    Vickitorious Active Member

    :lol: :lol:

    Poor cat...... :cry:
  8. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I'm sure my cat would love this :shock:
  9. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    :shock: :eek: :shock: *GASP!!!* :shock: :eek: :shock:
  10. Rambo Chick

    Rambo Chick Member

    sounds like the ideal vengeance for all the ickle birdies out there!!! :lol:
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Class. and once again a prime example of a perfect reason for leaving the toilet seat in the elevated position!! :roll:
  12. Majoresteve

    Majoresteve Member

    :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:
  13. Trigger

    Trigger Member

    Just had to get that one in! :roll: :wink: :lol:

    I don't have a cat either- :? hmm... maybe I can borrow next door's :evil:
  14. Gorgie boy

    Gorgie boy Member

    How to clean a toilet........................

    Get married because surely that's women's work :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

    In a previous thread I stated my love of cats(not!!), so this is a great thought.
  16. I think that is a very sexist comment to make gorgie boy and I think you should apologise to all female tMPer's who you have offended!
  17. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    That's very sexist. This is certainly not the case in my house.

    My mum does it :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink:
  18. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    married? why would you want to do that? just get her to move in with you... no legal ties! :wink:

    disclaimer: I in no way support the exploitation of women, married or otherwise. Although I may not clean the toilet myself, I will in no way force another human being to do it for me. A cat on the other hand...