How many dogs to change a lightbulb??

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Okiedokie of Oz, Mar 20, 2004.

  1. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    This is a classic little ditty relating the age-old question to canine personalities. I especially love the German shepherd!!!

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? CanI? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please?

    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
  2. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: that's brilliant!
  3. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

    Owning a labrador, the quote would be soooo.. true.
  4. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

    You've clearly met my labrador.... and my cat! 8)

    And the answer from my dumb, blind Westie would be: Lightbulb? What's a lightbulb?
    D'oh!! :lol:
  5. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    thats very funny :D
    me gusta mucho

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