Feel free to contribute - no answers, just questions. ...delivery drivers (and the postman) know precisely when you are going to be out so that they can try to deliver large parcels when there is nobody at home? They even know when you have waited in all day and just nip upstairs to the loo. ...when you open plastic packets (cereal inners, nuts etc) that the packet rips suddenly and severely, throwing the contents all over the worktop/table/floor? ...when one smoke alarm battery runs down, all the others do as well at 24 hour intervals - and it's always in the middle of the night? ...when you get a paper cut it's always in the part of your finger/hand that you use the most? ...when you want to be early the bus/train never arrives on time and when you want to be late it all runs spot on? ...you always find stuff in the last place you look? ...when you're in a hurry, the rest of the world slows down? ...on some days it would be better to just go back to bed, but if you did, the bed would collapse?