How Do You Decide Who To Marry ?

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  1. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY ?


    (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
    like
    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
    the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    (2) No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to
    marry.
    God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
    stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
    then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.
    -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
    the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    (1) Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
    gets
    them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    (1) When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
    with
    that.
    - - Curt, age 7

    (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
    never
    going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
    -- Theodore, age 8

    (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone
    to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8


    And the #1 Favorite is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
    truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
     
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  3. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    :clap::clap::clap:
    Class!!!
     
  4. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Amen!
     
  5. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    Lol nice one Kate!
     
  6. Di

    Di Active Member

    Who's Kate?
     
  7. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    well the one who posted it obviously!!!!
    corr ma dont you know owt???!!!ps what ya doin on the 7th?
     
  8. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    erm... how much you had to drink? :wink:
     
  9. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    flipin eck you lot sound like my misses!
     
  10. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    just too fussy about these little details like names?
     
  11. Di

    Di Active Member

    Kelly Saunders
    I don't have a drink problem.
    I drink.
    I fall over.
    NO PROBLEM!

    TMP Whits 2006: Member of the Pasty Brigade!

    Maneater|Make u work hard|Make u spend hard|make u buy cars|make u cut cords|Wish u never ever met her at all!


    Ahhhh, you mean THIS Kate? :rolleyes::tongue:

    why, that's not a proposition is it Mr Sop?

    Now we better get back on topic before we get it trouble. ;)
     
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    yes!! that kate!!!

    TOPIC!!!!!!
     
  14. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    *cough* back on topic folks! ;)
     
  15. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - I like this one!
     
  16. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8


    oh dear me!!! thats me stuffed!!!!
     
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  17. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Why thankyou for pointing that one out to our craigy, he seems to be getting extremely confused lately.......maybe slap inface will help get unconfused? :p

    Anyway!!
    I think this is an extremely good point :) marriedness seems to get in the way far too much these days!
     
  18. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    Aaaah the innocence of childhood.... one of the kids asked me how old I was at snacktime today (I'm on placement in an year 1 class!) and I asked him how old he thought I was.... he guessed 18.... which was ok... and I said know.... I'm old.... older than that.... and one other kid asked if I was 30! 30 OLD?!?! :tongue: and do I look 30? really?

    and the kid that said I was 18, said that his dad is about 18 :tongue: and his dad is NOT about 18 at all! So god knows how old he thought I was!
     
  19. Kiz7

    Kiz7 Member

    If only I'd known all of this BEFORE I got married! Do they do one on divorce?

    K
     
  20. Dave 2nd2nd Cornet

    Dave 2nd2nd Cornet Active Member



    Don't forget the cooking, washing, ironing, mowing the lawn, washing the car, taking the dog for a walk, shopping, etc, etc, etc:biggrin:
     
  21. ballyhorn

    ballyhorn Member

    Well I've found the five secrets to a perfect marriage....
    1, It's important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.
    2, It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
    3, It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
    4, It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and loves being with you
    And the fith point is .........
    It's very very important that these four women don't know each other!!!!!!!!!!
     
  22. CubbRep

    CubbRep Member

    The first time I took my wife out and returned her home safely,she told her parents that she was going to marry me.We are still together after 30 years of marriage.We got married on St Valentines Day in 1976,2 years after we met.
    2 life sentences or what????!!!!Ha Ha.
    CubbRep...And still happily married
     

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