High tech convergence - indeed

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by johnmartin, Nov 10, 2003.

  1. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

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    Hope this one isn't too rude.


    Three men, one American, one Japanese, and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. I never miss an important call"

    A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he had finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone I have a micro-chip in my hand. I couldn't do business without it"

    The Irishman felt decidedly Low-Tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
    The Irishman finally said---"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
     
  2. Tromgod

    Tromgod Member

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    LOL nice one!

    PS Like the pic of King Henrik, hail hail!
     
  3. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

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    A world of my own!
  4. Mike Saville

    Mike Saville Member

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    :lol: :lol: just don't tell it to the mother-in-law!
     
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