My wife works with special needs children and is currently doing a specialist nursery social studies course. The regulatory powers that be, and the PC brigade (politically correct) have mandated that she has to have several of the announcements that are posted on the nursery/playgroup notice board also appear in another language - either Indian, Urrdu (have I spelt that correctly??) or Pakistani. So, we recently had physicists and engineering scientists cleverly answering a thread posted by our very own supersop on mechanical hysteresis, and I am wondering if there are any linguists or language experts here on tMP who may be able to help her out and do a translation. Anyone...?