There must be loads of Xmas Joke material out there which should become a resource for us conductors, who have to engage the audience at our concerts! I have a concert to do in the Reform Club in Pall Mall.... LONDON ... for those with no monopoly board! Please help me by sending in your Xmas Jokes. I am happy to be the first to contribute a joke to all other MD's with the same proble, "Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worhipper, who sold his soul to SANTA!" Come on you guys!