Help of Dave Payn and intelligent people required!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by The Cornet King, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    Call me and my housemates thick but we got sent a joke and we havent got it yet! We may be thick as planks or it may be a genuine toughy. Anyway i have a feeling this joke may be rude...however as we havent got it yet we dont know...so feel free to mod it if it is!. The joke is as follows: :?


    Bill and Ben (of the flower pot men fame) are in the bath together. They're children's TV character's so they don't have genitals and there's no 'funny business'. Anyway, Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans (that's a lot for someone who lives in a ceramic tub) for his breakfast and produces a sustained botty burp (a fart for the uncouth, trouser cough for the well to-do).
    Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!
     
  2. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    flobber dobber ...may sound like a trouser cough, but could well be asking what the time is in Bill and Ben speak
     
  3. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    OK, lets get rid of all the garbage in that joke and get down to it....tell me if this is right.

    Bill and Ben are in the bath together. Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans for his breakfast and produces a sustained fart Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!

    and I don't et the joke either
     
  4. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

    Yeah, i think that's it.

    Heard a variation of that before -

    Bill and Ben are in the bath. Bill says "Flobber Dobber" Ben says "do that again and you get a slap you dirty g*t!"
     
  5. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    lol...well i'm just sending it how i got it sent...just copied and pasted!
    Having never seen Bill and Ben...or not remembering it anyway i cant say i understand it at all :? :roll:
     
  6. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    wow dem Brits have a fine sense of humour :roll:
     
  7. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Dame Edna Everage & Rolf Harris - say no more! ;)
     
  8. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    and lest we forget that other common Aussie Joke...

    The Rugby Union team!!! :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    and why are you claiming those as your comedic icons????
     
  10. Di B

    Di B Member

    I don't really get it either (but I am a blonde!)...... but thinking laterally I might have a suggestion.....

    Sometimes, time is used to give a direction to go in (ie head for three o'clock means go right). This might have something to do with it?

    My other thought is to trump is also to fart or blow off or similar......

    Maybe these comments might help?

    Hope this post is mod friendly! :oops: :oops:
     
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  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Help of Dave Payn and intelligent people'? How dare you mention degenerates like me in the same sentence as intelligent people! ;-)

    When you f'rt in the bath, bubbles come up and a bubbly 'noise' similar to that of Bill and Ben talking ('flob-alob-alob' etc.) happens (Well, so I'm told..... ahem!). Bill (so far as the joke goes) assumes Ben's rectal retort is 'Bill and Ben speak' for 'What's the time?'

    I don't know what's worse: getting that joke or NOT getting it! ;-)
     
  13. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Perhaps I should also add that a bath-infested faecal forecast may well rise in pitch as it goes along as though asking a question.

    Perhaps that's just too much info.....

    :lol:
     
  14. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    Just a bit Dave!! :lol: :lol:

    Ta very much anyway!
     
  15. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    That joke is poor! It doesn't even deserve to be in the bad jokes thread! :lol:
     
  16. Di B

    Di B Member

    Thats why I didn't get it! I am far far too innocent! :shock: :shock: :shock:
     
  17. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Me Too! :lol: :idea: :roll:
     
  18. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    That obviously explains why i didnt get it then!!

    :shock: :shock:
     
  19. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Indeed. Wasn't really worth the explanation! ;-)
     

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