Call me and my housemates thick but we got sent a joke and we havent got it yet! We may be thick as planks or it may be a genuine toughy. Anyway i have a feeling this joke may be rude...however as we havent got it yet we dont know...so feel free to mod it if it is!. The joke is as follows: :? Bill and Ben (of the flower pot men fame) are in the bath together. They're children's TV character's so they don't have genitals and there's no 'funny business'. Anyway, Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans (that's a lot for someone who lives in a ceramic tub) for his breakfast and produces a sustained botty burp (a fart for the uncouth, trouser cough for the well to-do). Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!