A big warm Hello to all of you. I am here to help you. I am a professional Agony Uncle, and I would like you to feel free to talk to me about any problems that you may have. If you are worried at all about sharing your problems with me, then please don't worry. I can keep secrets....it's the people that i tell that can't. Perhaps if I can give you an example of my wonderful way of helping people...... I was recently asked by someone....... " I have this overwhelming urge to do something girly and play the tenor horn. Am I normal, or is this just a phase I am going through?" My reply to them was to eat as many vindaloos as they could manage in 24 hours. As a result of my wonderful advice, they were so full of wind that they managed to get over this 'girly problem', and are now making wonderul blarting noises on a tuba. So please feel free to ask me for help. I look forward to helping as many of you as I can. Remember, a problem shared makes you a total laughing stock.