Hello Sailor!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Dec 9, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    A depressed young London woman was so desperate that she decided to
    end her life by throwing herself into the Thames. When she went down
    the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on

    "Look, you've got a lot to live for", he said. "I'm off to America in
    the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
    I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day". Moving
    closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you
    happy, and you'll keep me happy".

    The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose? That night,
    the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then
    on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit
    and they made passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later during a routine search, the captain
    discovered her. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have
    an arrangement with one of the sailors", she explained. "He's taking me
    to America, and he's feeding me." "What are you doing for him?" said the

    "He's screwing me" said the girl. "He certainly is," replied the
    "This is the Woolwich ferry."
  2. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! :D :lol: :D
  3. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    It's a Payn Classic ... but shouldn't it really be under the "Bad Jokes" topic ;)
  5. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    i have serious doubts about this joke...
    a straight sailor?!?!?!
    surely an oxymoron!!!!
  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    trust you! 8)