Happily married?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband Fred kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't. In the box she found three eggs and ten thousand pounds. This seemed very strange so she went to Fred and asked, “Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?”

    He replied, “Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box.”

    Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful three times. “But where did the 10 thousand pounds come from?” she asked.

    “Every time I got a dozen, I sold them.”
     
  2. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Superb! :lol:
     
  3. daisygemma

    daisygemma Member

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    I Like it :!:
     
  4. shedophone

    shedophone Member

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    Lol. :D :lol: :D
     
  5. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

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    brilliant!
     
  6. EIBB_Ray

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    heard the same one with Kernals of corn and bushels, a regional difference. Classic Joke, love it!
     
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