Groundbreaking maths...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Tom-King, Apr 8, 2006.

  1. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    Ok - this bit of clever maths will prove that girls are evil...

    Ok, First we state that girls require money and time:
    Girls = Money x time

    Now, since time is money this can be simplified:
    Time = money
    so --> Girls = (Money)^2

    Since money is the root of all evil:
    Money = (evil)^(1/2)

    so now we can square both sides of that to leave us with:
    (money)^2 = Evil....

    Substitute that back into the earlier equation (Girls = (Money)^2) to leave us with....
    Girls = Evil

  2. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Haha... that's a classic Tom... I like it. :tup
  3. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    Thankyou :)

    Just to say though - girls arent really evil its just a joke
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2006
  4. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    Maths is wrong. Girls are lovely really...:)
  5. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    Maybe this is the proof we really needed to disprove maths then? :p
  6. Lisa

    Lisa Member

    Phew, I'm glad you pointed that out - I was terribly worried then that you really thought we were all evil! ;) :eek:
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Said it before and I'll say it again, actually I am evil. :tongue:
  8. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    I suppose I should re-post what I said about boys being mean. And that they smell. :tongue: As people seemed to agree with me... :)
  9. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - may as well (... for bigmamabadger!) большой барсук мамы является действительно злым :biggrin:
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Indded I am. At least you seem to have left my large cliffs out of it this time...
  11. el maestro

    el maestro Member

    I'd translate it again but it took so long and didn't even make sense!
  12. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - which translator are you using? :oops: барсуки знают больше чем Вы думаете
  13. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    "Boys are smelly, throw rocks at them" I seem to live by that moto! :D

    Tom should know girls are lovely really :)

    And anyway, If girls require time and money boys should realise that in order to get a girl they need to have time and money- therefore:

    No time + No money = No girl!!
  14. Key2207

    Key2207 Member

    LOL!!! :clap:

    Us girls are nice really ;)
  15. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - so why do you disguise yourselves with make-up and perfumes? :oops:
  16. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Perfumes are amazing- when could you ever turn down someone who smells nice?!

    (As it happens kelly smells lovely, thanks to amour amour :) )

    And as for make up, I agree in that it has it's limits, but it's just one of those things which helps you want to spend all your time and money on us girls :)
  17. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - so it isn't because girls smell and look funny? (... must have been the way I was brought up! :rolleyes:
  18. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Obvisouly got a bit mixed up, let me say it again just to clarify "boys are smelly......." That would be BOYS not girls. Girls smell nice :) and as for girls looking funny.....don't even go there! :)
  19. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Actually i rather like boys. I mean girls are obviously better, but for some things you can't beat a good man. Well, you can...
  20. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Couldn't agree more! But you see there are big differences between a good man and a boy, namely their abilty to wash, and no longer smell! And many other nice things, as i have come to discover! ;) :p