Groundbreaking maths...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Tom-King, Apr 8, 2006.

  1. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    Ok - this bit of clever maths will prove that girls are evil...

    Ok, First we state that girls require money and time:
    Girls = Money x time

    Now, since time is money this can be simplified:
    Time = money
    so --> Girls = (Money)^2

    Since money is the root of all evil:
    Money = (evil)^(1/2)

    so now we can square both sides of that to leave us with:
    (money)^2 = Evil....

    Substitute that back into the earlier equation (Girls = (Money)^2) to leave us with....
    Girls = Evil

    :)
     
  2. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Haha... that's a classic Tom... I like it. :tup
     
  3. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    Thankyou :)

    Just to say though - girls arent really evil its just a joke
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2006
  4. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    Maths is wrong. Girls are lovely really...:)
     
  5. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    Maybe this is the proof we really needed to disprove maths then? :p
     
  6. Lisa

    Lisa Member

    Phew, I'm glad you pointed that out - I was terribly worried then that you really thought we were all evil! ;) :eek:
     
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Said it before and I'll say it again, actually I am evil. :tongue:
    BMB
    xx
     
  8. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    I suppose I should re-post what I said about boys being mean. And that they smell. :tongue: As people seemed to agree with me... :)
     
  9. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - may as well (... for bigmamabadger!) большой барсук мамы является действительно злым :biggrin:
     
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Indded I am. At least you seem to have left my large cliffs out of it this time...
    BMB
    xx
     
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  12. el maestro

    el maestro Member

    I'd translate it again but it took so long and didn't even make sense!
     
  13. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - which translator are you using? :oops: барсуки знают больше чем Вы думаете
     
  14. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    "Boys are smelly, throw rocks at them" I seem to live by that moto! :D

    Tom should know girls are lovely really :)

    And anyway, If girls require time and money boys should realise that in order to get a girl they need to have time and money- therefore:

    No time + No money = No girl!!
     
  15. Key2207

    Key2207 Member

    LOL!!! :clap:

    Us girls are nice really ;)
     
  16. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - so why do you disguise yourselves with make-up and perfumes? :oops:
     
  17. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Perfumes are amazing- when could you ever turn down someone who smells nice?!

    (As it happens kelly smells lovely, thanks to amour amour :) )

    And as for make up, I agree in that it has it's limits, but it's just one of those things which helps you want to spend all your time and money on us girls :)
     
  18. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - so it isn't because girls smell and look funny? (... must have been the way I was brought up! :rolleyes:
     
  19. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Obvisouly got a bit mixed up, let me say it again just to clarify "boys are smelly......." That would be BOYS not girls. Girls smell nice :) and as for girls looking funny.....don't even go there! :)
     
  20. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Actually i rather like boys. I mean girls are obviously better, but for some things you can't beat a good man. Well, you can...
    BMB
    xx
     
  21. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Couldn't agree more! But you see there are big differences between a good man and a boy, namely their abilty to wash, and no longer smell! And many other nice things, as i have come to discover! ;) :p
     
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