Good News for Chocolate Lovers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by brasscrest, Feb 9, 2005.

  1. brasscrest

    brasscrest Active Member

    Chocolate is made from cacao beans.

    Beans are vegetables.

    Sugar is made from sugar cane or sugar beets, which are both plants.

    So, sweetened chocolate is a vegetable.

    To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk.

    So, chocolate bars are a health food.

    Chocolate-covered cherries, strawberries, orange slices, and raisins are all fruits covered in a health food, so you can eat as many as you want.

    Remember, STRESSEDspelled backwards is DESSERTS :)
  2. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Somehow I always knew this, deep down in my soul...
    BMB :)
  3. Hollie

    Hollie Member

    thats good.....not that it wouldnt have stopped me anyway!!!

    Does that make sense!!??!
  4. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    I'll remember that an tell my mum next time she says its bad for me :D
  5. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    yea.... cures colds too

  6. brasscrest

    brasscrest Active Member

    I find it somewhat significant that the only people who have replied so far are female . . .
  7. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    They'll be talking about the soaps in a minute ;)
  8. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    But you started it!
  9. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

    yeah but it still makes you put on weight! and its still not good for your teeth!
  10. brasscrest

    brasscrest Active Member

    My mother sent it to me :) . And I'm not sure where she got it.

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