Goldenballs - a thought

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    If the stories in the NoTW are true and Beckham ends up leaving his missus for his PA, would that be a case of 'Nothing' to 'Loos'?
  2. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Groan....................... :p
  3. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    I thought you would be above that sort of toilet humour, Dave.

  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Arf, arf! (He says, feeling 'flush').....
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Isn't there a bad joke thread for this kind of stuff??? There's a joke about what's the similarity between David Beckham, Cilla Black and Celine Dion isn't there, i just think the punchline may be a tad too off the scale for tMP!! :roll:
  6. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    am i the only person who doesnt understand it??
  7. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    no, its ok. i dont get it either
  8. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    wooooooooooo im not alone!
  9. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    what's this? becks leaving posh? why was i not informed?? really... what are you on about????
  10. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Yes, please explain - 'cos I've seen nothing about this in any of the papers or heard anything on the news??? :roll: :wink:
  11. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

    Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:
  12. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    ok thats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad its just not funny and should be nominated for worst joke of the year
  13. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    It's something I've been striving to achieve for a looooooonnggg time! ;-)
  14. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    lol and u may just achieve it some day
  15. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Speaking to him In person, I bet that it won't be too long until he acheives it! :D
  16. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I've had many years' practice..... and in any case, the more dubious elements of my 'humour' have been 'enhanced' by reading some of the posts since I came on here last October.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  17. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    ...we at are happy to do our part...

    :wink: :D
  18. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    They provide excellent material though, even if it is fiction.
  19. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Ya who ya what now? What's going on!? CONFUSED! :cry:
    Is any of this stuff true?
  20. ploughboy

    ploughboy Active Member

    the bit about Dave telling another reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllly bad joke is true,

    As for the beckham rumours, who cares!