OK, since I'll be 60 on Wednesday, I'm perhaps feeling a little melancholy. So, now that I'm about to reach that new plateau in my life, here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing and still have most of it. 2. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 3. All reports are now in and life is indeed unfair. 4. It's easier to get older than to get wiser (I really like that one; it's so true). I've got several others, but before I continue, what can other tMP'ers add?