Getting Old

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Not that I know what any of these are referring to (yet!!!)

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
     
  2. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    VERY good.
     
  3. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    There's only one of these that doesn't apply to me over the last 10 years. :cry:
     
  4. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    I hope to god you are referring to
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
     
  5. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    *Saying nothing*
     
  6. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    Takes all sorts I suppose... :oops:
     
  7. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I would forward that on to some "mature" friends I know but I don't want to offend them in *any*way
     

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