George Bush (I hope this is ok!!)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by manx_yessir, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. manx_yessir

    manx_yessir Member

    George Bush meets The Queen and decides to run an idea past her:

    "Your Majesty, as I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country
    is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".

    To which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you
    have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

    George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
    then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to
    be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

    Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The
    Queen, getting a little t'eed off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Bush, but
    to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an

    Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're
    doing quite nicely as a Country".
    :wink: :lol: :twisted:
  2. satchmo shaz

    satchmo shaz Active Member

    very topical, one of the best I've heard for ages! :wink:
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    lol! That's good!! :lol:
  4. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    :lol: Very good :lol:
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    :lol: Remembers that for the pub tonight!! :lol:

    Nice one :wink:
  6. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    :twisted: ditto! v gd!
  7. iancwilx

    iancwilx Well-Known Member

    Frankly, I feel thats childish. adolescent,and has the words "Naive young, easily influenced student type" stamped all over it ! - Cheap laugh - Ha! Ha1
    Why don't you live a little, aquire a modicum of knowledge of the "Global big picture" and then, and only then, express an informed and logical opinion.
    Remember, an intelligent brain is useless without informed, unbiased, logical input, which should enable you to reach a personal decision, through consideration of all aspects of the debate..
    Acceptance at a Uni. gets you to the initial stage.
    The glory of free thinking, is to present your considered opinion on a debate, having seriously listened to all aspects of the dispute.
    I urge you to be "Your Own Person" and don't follow the crowd without logical consideration of their cause.
  8. andyp

    andyp Active Member was a joke, surely?

    Bit OTT IMO, that.
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    First came across it in relation to Mr Howard when the queen visited Australia. Quite clever, though :wink:
  10. iancwilx

    iancwilx Well-Known Member

    Bit OTT IMO, that.[/quote]I Don't think the victims of world wide terrorism will be laughing !

    IMHO Dubya should be supported by all sane good thinking people in his fight to stop the world sliding into murderous anarchy.

    And "Yes" I have listened to all the opposite views and theories, and "No" I am not humourless, naive or a simpleton!!

    It's just that I don't think the man should be denigrated - It's just not a laughing matter.

    Shall we agree to differ and leave it there ??
  11. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Have to agree with you, but then again, thats just the kind of humour I like :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Very good, manx_yessir :tup
  12. iancwilx

    iancwilx Well-Known Member

    Alright!!!!!- Alright !!!!!!
  13. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Simply :?

  14. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

    *with big massive don't stereotype students hat on.

  15. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    it was only a joke!
  16. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    So was "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but I didn't see anyone laughing! Did you??
  17. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    nice one manx :lol: :lol: