Fun with search engines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by blakeyboy, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. All you need to do is enter your name followed by the word needs into the search box.

    A series of results will appear as normal and all you need to do is take the description from the 1st result and read the description of "what you need"

    Apparently I need an alternative to the standard joystick....hmmmm

    Have a try, read through the other results for some funny suggestions.

    Another example was that I need my own theme tune, how very fitting.

    Try it, you just might like it!!!:clap:
     
  2. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

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    Apparently, I badly need a wash :oops: :mad:

    How did they know that? Do I smell that badly?:confused: Better go and have a shower :oops:
     
  3. its loads of fun, I spent an hour amusing myself with it at work last week. I'm spreading the love of this game. It's top
     
  4. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

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    Apparantly I need a "digital signature" for something to do with the Dutch government????
    Strange... ;)
     
  5. little_miss_marcroft

    little_miss_marcroft Member

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    Ironically, my search is from when I did Easingwold with TMP and I need to meet outisdeThe George Hotel in The Market Place!!
     
  6. Steve

    Steve Active Member

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    type steve march needs into google and it the first link takes me to a gadget page advertising breast shapers for women on steroids with misshapen breasts. no fair
     
  7. What doesn't the internet know about us all!!!:sup
     
  8. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

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    I need enlightenment! Oh boy do I need enlightenment!
    I also need to "find out" (find out what exactly?) and a database.
    Rather worryingly LittleBabyBadger needs training. I know that.
    BMB
    xx
     
  9. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

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    you'll find out, don't worry.. ;)
     
  10. Donkey Horn

    Donkey Horn Member

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    Well my search brings me straight back to Tmp as it would appear to be the only place my name exists on the net! So much for expanding my horizons tonight.
     
  11. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Apparently the word underlay needs correcting in bar 5! when I put my name in! :eek:
     
  12. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Di needs - volunteers
    [SIZE=-1]Diane needs to reconcile both sides of herself -- to love herself
    [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Diane enjoys working with her clients. She takes seriously their interests, needs
    and concerns[/SIZE]
     
  13. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    NAOMI needs to be able to set the integration time and window size.
    [SIZE=-1]Looks like Naomi needs help with anger[/SIZE]
    Naomi needs to be able to read an article
    Naomi needs support to learn appropriate ways of getting attention... LMAO!!!!!
     
  14. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    [SIZE=-1]Ben needs a peak from the nipple[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]... ok then![/SIZE]
     
  15. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

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    Im on some random website :S Im also really clever....
     
  16. Charmed

    Charmed Active Member

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    Susan Needs:

    to wear a bra
    to get over it
    help to prepare for the election call
    needs a change
    to succeed in the face of and depsite this madness
    all your love and money

    and I could go on! Gosh I have a lot of needs :eek:
     
  17. Key2207

    Key2207 Member

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    Apparently...

    Keely needs a rest
    keely needs a rubber chicken
    Keely needs A BABY
    Keely needs To go SHOPPING
    Keely needs everyone's pictures and activities ...
    keely needs help
    keely needs an emag
    Keely needs help in math

    Well a few random things there...:eek:

    This is strange...
     
  18. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Try changing that to wants :

    [SIZE=-1]Diane wants to increase her confidence, and be able to deal with confrontational situations. ... yup ;)

    [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Diane Wants a Man" say no more. ;)

    [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Diane wants to hear from you.


    [/SIZE][SIZE=-1][/SIZE]
     
  19. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

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    Going off at a tangent, if you want a laugh, try typing 'French military victories' into Google, and clicking the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.
     
  20. Key2207

    Key2207 Member

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    Keely wants him to stay with her
    Keely wants to know (i do!!)
    Keely wants to descend from his usual poetic cloud and use some plain language to express his rage - you bet!!
    Keely Wants Sugar!
    Keely Wants cuddles ...
     
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