For him, for her

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Rambo Chick, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. Rambo Chick

    Rambo Chick Member

    here is a balanced non gender-biased message!!
    Element Name: WOMANIUM
    Symbol: WO
    Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
    Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
    and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not
    used well.
    Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
    affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when
    left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
    green when placed next to a better specimen.
    Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
    wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
    Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

    Element Name: MANIUM
    Symbol: XY
    Atomic Weight: (180 +/ - 50)
    Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.
    Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
    Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neuralize by saturating with alcohol.
    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
    Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
  2. Kari Anson

    Kari Anson Member

    I like this - if only Chemistry really was this interesting!
  3. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Well here's a little equation of mine....

  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Great one!
  5. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    hey, we aint all like that u know!