For all you budding Delias at Christmas

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Dec 12, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member


    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 bottle Vodka
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the vodka to check quality.
    Take a large bowl,check the vodka again.
    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar.
    Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

    Try another cup .... just in case
    Turn off the mixerer.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick fruit off floor.
    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a

    Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****.

    Check the vodka.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick

  2. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    that's hillarious!!!!!!! OMG!!!!

    PMPROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :lol:
  3. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol, very good Dave! :lol:
  4. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: lmho!

  5. Vickitorious

    Vickitorious Active Member

    Thats a good one :lol: