Finals rehearsals v football

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Red Elvis, Sep 8, 2004.

  1. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    Anyone else out there going to be in two places at once tonight ?
    Am rehearsing with Band , but mind will be in Poland !!
    FIFA have no consideration in their timing of these things - honestly , world cup qualifiers the week before the nationals !! These are the same people that put England v Croatia on the same night as our rehearsal.
    Think I'll go and have a quiet word with Sepp Blatter or whoever runs the show now.
     
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  3. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    There's really no need.
    A large enough cheque in the post and you could have the whole FIFA board dancing the fandango, swinging from Nelson's Column, dressed in togas, singing 'aye aye ippy ippy aye'.
    It's all in the noughts.
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    You'd better keep on you toes though, or I'm sure Graham will have something to say about it ;) Did you see the brilliant photo in the 4barsrest preview?
     
  5. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I really don't know what any of you are talking about! :shock:
     
  6. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    Thats true . He threatened our Euph section the other night with the immortal phrase "Do that again and I'll come round your houses with a sledgehammer and shoot you " .Must be some advanced weapon of mass distraction that he was taught to use in the Guards !!
     
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  8. barry toan

    barry toan New Member

    Its an Alien Life Form!!!!!


    Elvis, is that your bell-end sticking out on that photo?.....
     
  9. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    I notice that several players in the Wales : NI match had to leave early to get to their rehearsals......
     
  10. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Anyone who attended a rehearsal last night over and above the football should be commended.
     
  11. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    We had a near 100% attendance at our rehearsal last night , with the 2 or 3 absentees all away for valid reasons .

    Apologies to my brother , Barry Toan - I was having evil thoughts suspecting he may not get there , being fixated on football and particularly a sad obsession with Colchester Utd , but he was there!
     
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  13. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    >>>fixated on football and particularly a sad obsession with Colchester Utd

    Football AND colchester united - two completely separate hobbies then ;-)
     
  14. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    You are not wrong there Ronnie !!

    Anyone down our neck of the woods should of course be followers of the Pride of London and the finest teamin the East end.....The mighty O's !!
     
  15. barry toan

    barry toan New Member


    Ho ho!..... And what division would the 'mighty O's' be in, oh baritone of elvis!?....
     
  16. Bariman

    Bariman Member

    Now, now you two. Wait till I tell your mummy you've been arguing again! I'll set little brother on to you :biggrin:
     
  17. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    Reet !!
    The pair of yous , outside now !!
    Barry Toan , I'll Sort ye out in the morning!!

    Bariman , Identify yourself !!! Our little brother is nothing of the sort , he's actually the fat get of the family ( which is rich coming from me but there you go!! ).

    "Oh The east end
    Is wonderful
    Oh the east end is wonderful
    Its full of T**s ,p***y and Orient
    Oh the east end is wonderful "

    (To the tune of "When the saints go marching in")
     

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