Females - Which are you?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Trom41821, Mar 18, 2004.


All Females out there - Which are you?

  1. Lady

  2. Real Woman

  3. a mixture

  4. or a nosy male wondering what this was all about!!

  1. Trom41821

    Trom41821 Member

    Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
    cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

    Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
    damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

    Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
    might still have the headache, but who cares?

    Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway!

    Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

    Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

    Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

    Real Woman - Goes to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

    Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

    Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
    dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.

    And the most important tip....
    Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Woman - Leftover wine??
  2. Trigger

    Trigger Member

    Real Woman!! :lol: If the food is too salty then cook it yourself!! :lol: Only joking, I'm very caring really :wink: Oh, just noticed there is an option for a mixture. Can I change my vote?? I think I'm a bit of both!!
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    A real woman... Thankfully!

  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    real woman! who puts a marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone??????? u just eat from the bottom!
  5. cornetgirl

    cornetgirl Active Member

    Very definitely a real woman - who could be bothered with those helpful hints????!

    Rach x
  6. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    I think my dreams of meetinga nice lady and settling down are well and truly crushed......
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    What a sexist thread... I am most definitely a lady!
  8. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

    Ohmygod some of those "lady" tips actually seemed quite sensible to me. Aaaarrgh!!! :shock:
  9. jambo

    jambo Member

    Marsh mallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone.

    Bonus, remember the pleasant surprise you get with the chocolate at the bottom of some cornetto's!

    Slurp! :lol:
  10. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    As long as you don't understand the one involving leftover wine, I think you'll be ok!! :wink:
  11. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    What are the 'ladies' doing with latex gloves anyway?
  12. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

    Sorry..... leftovers? I don't get it!!

    washing up..... opening jars..... cleaning up dog poo..... removing the latest offering from the moggies..... you'd be surprised how handy they are! :shock:
  13. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

    Yep, definitely a mixture! :lol:
  14. twigglet

    twigglet Member

    yup me too, definately a bit of both making me...... ' a real lady! ' (puh yeah right :roll: )
  15. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

    Just spotted Lynchie's answer..... I guess that makes you a ladyboy!! :shock: :lol:
  16. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

    mixture for me :?
  17. aimee_euph

    aimee_euph Member

    im a bit of a mixture, leaning more towards the real woman than lady!
  18. Trom41821

    Trom41821 Member

  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I'm a real lady, but only on a weekend.

    Down Boy!!
  20. cornetgirl

    cornetgirl Active Member

    I thought you'd given that up??! :wink:

    Rach x

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