February/March Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Sorry for the delay folks, but here's the pic for the 'February & March Caption Competition (have extended it to the end of March 'cos no doubt people will be busy over the next few weeks with the Areas coming up).


    Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

    Good luck!
  2. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    The recent spate of carjackings by rogue Alpine chalets continues unabated...
  3. Di

    Di Active Member

    She's packed everything INCLUDING the bl***y kitchen sink! :D
  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    when he said we were going to move house i didnt think he meant literally move the house!!!!
  5. mad_female

    mad_female Member

    God it's rough round here you don't just get burgled the local kids take the house too

    Rhian :lol:

  6. Fishsta

    Fishsta Active Member

    It was the new craze, but these modded snails just didn't look like snails anymore...
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    John and sons didn't fully understand the 'Chinese take away' sign on the front of the building.
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    When it was decided that the "Ideal Home Exhibition" should move round the country, this wasn't quite what they had in mind :wink:
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    (From inside the house)

    'Did the earth move for you, darling?'
    'Well, it still seems to be honey. I didn't know you were THAT good in bed!'
  10. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Iveco Trucks Brass Band find a novel way to get round the new licensing laws for their "open" rehearsal night in the bandroom!
  11. johnflugel

    johnflugel Active Member

    Cory's attempt to sneak into the Masters by relocating their bandroom over the border
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Can we just end the competition now? I don't think anything's going to top this! Class! :lol:
  13. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    WHAT? It took me long enough to find this pic! ;) Seriously though, I think it's 'game on' after that one! Thinking caps on guys! 8)
  14. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    "It's not my fault Mr Jackson! I asked the limo hire company for the biggest one they had with a bar in the back and they sent me this..........."
  15. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    In order to prevent a boycott by the NABBA a new box was ordered for the National Finals ....
  16. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    some say the "Things to do With Your Chalet" competition at this years Pontins may have gone too far...
  17. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    After a school-boy error by Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen involving the installation of phallic window frames, the 'Changing Room' producer realised drastic action was required.
  18. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

    "John & Sons professional shoplifting services, no job too small."
  19. Di

    Di Active Member

    "The property appears to be suffering from ongoing structural movement".
  20. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    No excuses for forgetting anything now!

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