February/March Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    Sorry for the delay folks, but here's the pic for the 'February & March Caption Competition (have extended it to the end of March 'cos no doubt people will be busy over the next few weeks with the Areas coming up).

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    Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

    Good luck!
     
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    Can we just end the competition now? I don't think anything's going to top this! Class! :lol:
     
  13. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    WHAT? It took me long enough to find this pic! ;) Seriously though, I think it's 'game on' after that one! Thinking caps on guys! 8)
     
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