February Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Feb 3, 2005.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the pic for the February Caption Competition:


    As usual - no prizes!

    Have fun!
  2. euphfanhan

    euphfanhan Member

    Kirkintilloch would stop at nothing to keep Freda and her bagpipes away from band practise...
  3. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    The Bb Bass player just couldn't get to grips with the 'pedals' in Tam O'Shanters Ride!

  4. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Thats a "wheely" good tune the piper's playing for a change! :rolleyes:
  5. kiwiposaune

    kiwiposaune New Member

    Shona thought to herself, 'If ****** Hamish tries to carry his bass home from band practice one more time he'll be blowing Mull of Kintyre with his sphincter!'
  6. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Arrrrggghh, dont know whats more worse on the ears, last months trombone section or this bicycle-playing-piper from Auchenshoogle!!
  7. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    Pneumatic trill...
  8. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    Proof that the only things that really appreciate the true quality of bagpipes are inanimate objects.

  9. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Introducing the new melodic tuner for pipes, play your note and see how flat you are by how flat the tyre is!
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Bagpiper in unique attempt to blow up bicycle tyres'

    'Local myopic tries to teach pet octopus how to ride a bike'

    'First performance of new arrangement for bagpipes of Wagner's Ring 'Cycle' '

    (Bagpiper) 'Well, if it was good enough for Christian Lindberg......'
  11. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    The spokes-person of the Scottish Brass Band Association is at great pains to prove he is not the only windbag in the picture ;)
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    A bagpiper's Queen tribute.

    'I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride my bike.
    I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride it with my pipes'
  13. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    At least this cyclist can give a warning siren when he jumps a red light!

    TIMBONE Active Member


    Take a deep breath - you may feel a little movement in the inner tube ........ "the things I do for the band bike"
  15. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    Hey look...

    It's Glasgow Uni's bike !!
  16. davidquinlan

    davidquinlan Member

    No Hamish!!... the gig is with Black Dyke, not a Black Bike.. and how many times have I told you to get a proper bicycle pump....
  17. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Harry Potter caught trying to nobble McGonagalls Bike!


    Yamaha roadtest their new "Play as you Go" Silent brass system for the bagpipes.
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Mactavishs' all new Double Bass Bagpipes can produce one hell of a pedal note!

  19. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    The latest Harry Potter film gets off to a bad start.........
  20. euphybeast

    euphybeast Member

    Fiona was all for patriotism, but she thought that the McDouglas Bike Company's new pump was taking things a little too far.

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