Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Feb 3, 2005.
Here's the pic for the February Caption Competition:
As usual - no prizes!
Kirkintilloch would stop at nothing to keep Freda and her bagpipes away from band practise...
The Bb Bass player just couldn't get to grips with the 'pedals' in Tam O'Shanters Ride!
Thats a "wheely" good tune the piper's playing for a change!
Shona thought to herself, 'If ****** Hamish tries to carry his bass home from band practice one more time he'll be blowing Mull of Kintyre with his sphincter!'
Arrrrggghh, dont know whats more worse on the ears, last months trombone section or this bicycle-playing-piper from Auchenshoogle!!
Proof that the only things that really appreciate the true quality of bagpipes are inanimate objects.
Introducing the new melodic tuner for pipes, play your note and see how flat you are by how flat the tyre is!
'Bagpiper in unique attempt to blow up bicycle tyres'
'Local myopic tries to teach pet octopus how to ride a bike'
'First performance of new arrangement for bagpipes of Wagner's Ring 'Cycle' '
(Bagpiper) 'Well, if it was good enough for Christian Lindberg......'
The spokes-person of the Scottish Brass Band Association is at great pains to prove he is not the only windbag in the picture
A bagpiper's Queen tribute.
'I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it with my pipes'
At least this cyclist can give a warning siren when he jumps a red light!
Take a deep breath - you may feel a little movement in the inner tube ........ "the things I do for the band bike"
It's Glasgow Uni's bike !!
No Hamish!!... the gig is with Black Dyke, not a Black Bike.. and how many times have I told you to get a proper bicycle pump....
Harry Potter caught trying to nobble McGonagalls Bike!
Yamaha roadtest their new "Play as you Go" Silent brass system for the bagpipes.
Mactavishs' all new Double Bass Bagpipes can produce one hell of a pedal note!
The latest Harry Potter film gets off to a bad start.........
Fiona was all for patriotism, but she thought that the McDouglas Bike Company's new pump was taking things a little too far.
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