Favourite Film Quotes

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  1. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

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    Don't know if there is one already on here but

    What are your favourite quotes from films?

    "I am thinking she is a virgin, or she used to be" Short Circuit

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  2. bigmamabadger

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    I love the smell of napalm in the morning
     
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    sorry, was trying something that didn't work then. Please ignore.
    BMB
    xx
     
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  4. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

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    How about a couple from the Blues Brothers:

    Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
    Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.

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    Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
    Bar Owner Lady: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

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    Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Jake: Hit it. [cue the mother and father of all car chases]
     
  5. Bass Man

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    Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

    Goldfinger: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!


    I can't get away from that one, it's a classic
     
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    "Why us, Sergeant Major?"
    "Cos we're here , lad. No one else, just us."
     
  7. Texus

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    "It's not my fault!!"
     
  8. Will the Sec

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    Private Benjamin: "You join the !"£$%%^ army!"

    Rush Hour 2: Outtakes:"£$"%^! HE ain't gonna be in RUsh Hour 3!"

    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Nah, I've just got a minor Oedipal complex."

    When Harry Met Sally: "I'll have what she's having!"

    And many more...
     
  9. jamieow

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    One of my fav scenes from Spinal Tap - where 'NIGEL' is showing 'MARTI' his collection of guitars and amps for the 'Smell the Glove tour'

    Nigel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
    Martin: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
    Nigel: Exactly.
    Martin: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
    Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
    Martin: I don't know.
    Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
    Martin: Put it up to eleven.
    Nigel: Elevn. Exactly. One louder.
    Martin: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
    [Pause.]
    Nigel: These go to eleven.
     
  10. jamieow

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    and one of many from Anchorman:

    Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
    Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
    Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
    Ron Burgundy: No. No.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, that's what it means. Really.
    Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
     
  11. Pythagoras

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    Loads from Full Metal Jacket, but can't write most of them on a family friendly forum.

    Drill instructor to Private Pile:

    'Did your parents have any children that lived?'
     
  12. BoozyBTrom

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    Sherriff Beuford T Justice : Junior when I get home I'm gonna kick **** outta your Mamma!!

    With Nail : I Demand to have some booze!!!!!!!!!!!

    Capt Edmund Blackadder : You want to book a table by the widow but not too near the band in the name of Oberleuintnent Von Genchler. Im sorry I think you have the wrong number.

    Capt Darling : Made a note in my diary on the way over here. It simply says ******!!

    Jesse Ventrua : Have some of this stuff son, you'll be a sexual Tryranosarus just like me!!!!!!
     
  13. nickjones

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    The Italian Job (1969)
    Prof Peach ( Benny Hill) are they big , I like em big

    Mr. Bridger: We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in.
     
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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat......!!!!"

    I cant help myself from saying this line from "Jaws" everytime Im go on a boat!! :rolleyes:
     
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    "I have a gweat fwiend in Rome........."

    followed by "He's got a wife, you know........"
     
  16. jamieow

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    Life of Brian:

    That's terrible, you were raped?

    Well at first, yes.

    So my father is........??

    Some Roman Soliders
     
  17. johnflugel

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    I quite liked a line in the new bond movie:

    Bond: Don't worry, you're not my type anyway
    Vespa: Smart?
    Bond: Single
     
  18. "I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular toboot!" Quite fitting, really...:D

    Its from the 2000 cheese-fest film about cheerleaders 'Bring it On'.
     
  19. bassmittens

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    Back in the early 90's someone did a very very dodgy hardcore techno dance track thing using this line as the hook.

    Useless info ..............but thought you may all need to know this!

    (PS Just to make it absolutely clear i was never into that stuff, just someone i worked with had it on a "Techno" tape when we were driving round in the works van)
     
  20. englishgill

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    ermmmmm .... we're going to need considerably bigger buns!
     
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