Fancy a drink?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by JessopSmythe, Nov 19, 2006.

  1. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Is the glass full?

    Optimist : The glass is half full
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty
    Realist : The glass Is
    Idealist: The glass should be full
    Feminist: My glass is less full than HIS!
    Environmentalist: Save the water!
    Anarchist: Smash the glass!
    Capalist: Sell the glass!
    Chemist: It's 50% H20, 40% N2 and 10% O2
  2. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Actually, mine is usually approx. 4.8% C2H5OH - as well as the other less interesting (but tasty!) stuff... ;)
  3. matthetimp

    matthetimp Member

    A drunkards is just 100% alcohol.
  4. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be
  5. Charmed

    Charmed Active Member

    Mine's always empty! :biggrin:
  6. Bayerd

    Bayerd Active Member

    Opportunist- sees the chance to quench his thirst
  7. matthetimp

    matthetimp Member

    Pessamistic sees the chance to spend his money
  8. Crazysop

    Crazysop Member

    :guiness sop-ist: where iss my glassh:guiness
  9. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Bass Player: "Who's nicked half my bleedin' pint??":ranting2:
  10. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    What about the pessimist who drowned in a bath that was half full?
  11. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    He obviously got in the wrong half ;)
  12. jmb83

    jmb83 Member

    :clap: :biggrin: :lol:
    i like that one!!

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