Famous People Might Have Said.....

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  1. andyp

    andyp Active Member

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    In the same vein as the "Stupid Proverbs" thread, how could famous people's well-known quotes be improved?

    Starter for ten: Neil Armstrong - "That's one small step for man.........."
     
  2. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

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    .................. and one giant step for a baby.


    Winston Churchill: - "We will fight them................
     
  3. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    .........with our pillows!

    Ken Wolstenholme: "They think it's all over...................."
     
  4. bigmamabadger

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    outside the King's Head, then chase the buggers down to the canal and drown 'em.

    Elie Wiesel: - God made man because...
     
  5. stabbyjnr

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    he didnt like lesbians..

    'rome wasn't built..'
     
  6. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    ......they got it from IKEA.

    I'll try again:

    Ken Wolstenholme: "They think it's all over...................."
     
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    " . . . but they don't yet know about the fat lady!"

    Marie-Antoinette: "Let them eat . . . "
     
  8. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    ....kebabs.

    Oscar Wilde - "I can resist everything except .............."
     
  9. yorkie19

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    ..........that nice young man over there!


    Eric Cantona "When the seagulls follow the trawlers..........
     
  10. Laserbeam bass

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    ............ they hope that the boat doesn't come to an abrupt stop.


    Tony Blair: "I feel like everyone else in this country today. I am utterly..........."
     
  11. WhatSharp?

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    P***ed (in reference to 24hr drinking :D)

    Aristotle :

    All Human actions have one or more of these seven clauses : chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion and ....
     
  12. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    . . . the comfy chair!

    Groucho Marx: "I won't belong to any organisation that would . . . "
     
  13. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    parade naked in Margate on a Friday


    JFK "Ich bin ein
     
  14. andyp

    andyp Active Member

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    ...Frankfurter"

    Maggie Thatcher "The Lady's not for..."
     
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    Christmas, it's for life....


    Oscar Wilde : Pleasure is the only thing that one should...
     
  16. Di B

    Di B Member

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    get by blowing their instrument!!!

    Marilyn Monroe 'Diamonds are a girls....'
     
  17. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    .....worst hand. Go for spades next time.'


    Mae West. 'Come up and....
     
  18. bigmamabadger

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    See what we've done with the new stair carpet

    Lawrence Durrell: - There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can...
    [carefully now...]
     
  19. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    ....by sending a stamped addressed envelope and a cheque for £400 to Lawrence Durrell, marked 'I want to do these three things with a woman' PO Box......

    Mark Twain: 'Golf is a.....'
     
  20. Di

    Di Active Member

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    bigger car than the polo

    Dick Emery: Ooh you are awful but .
     
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