Famous People Might Have Said.....

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  1. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    In the same vein as the "Stupid Proverbs" thread, how could famous people's well-known quotes be improved?

    Starter for ten: Neil Armstrong - "That's one small step for man.........."
     
  2. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    .................. and one giant step for a baby.


    Winston Churchill: - "We will fight them................
     
  3. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    .........with our pillows!

    Ken Wolstenholme: "They think it's all over...................."
     
  4. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    outside the King's Head, then chase the buggers down to the canal and drown 'em.

    Elie Wiesel: - God made man because...
     
  5. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member

    he didnt like lesbians..

    'rome wasn't built..'
     
  6. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    ......they got it from IKEA.

    I'll try again:

    Ken Wolstenholme: "They think it's all over...................."
     
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    " . . . but they don't yet know about the fat lady!"

    Marie-Antoinette: "Let them eat . . . "
     
  8. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    ....kebabs.

    Oscar Wilde - "I can resist everything except .............."
     
  9. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    ..........that nice young man over there!


    Eric Cantona "When the seagulls follow the trawlers..........
     
  10. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    ............ they hope that the boat doesn't come to an abrupt stop.


    Tony Blair: "I feel like everyone else in this country today. I am utterly..........."
     
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  12. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    P***ed (in reference to 24hr drinking :D)

    Aristotle :

    All Human actions have one or more of these seven clauses : chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion and ....
     
  13. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    . . . the comfy chair!

    Groucho Marx: "I won't belong to any organisation that would . . . "
     
  14. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    parade naked in Margate on a Friday


    JFK "Ich bin ein
     
  15. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    ...Frankfurter"

    Maggie Thatcher "The Lady's not for..."
     
  16. davidquinlan

    davidquinlan Member

    Christmas, it's for life....


    Oscar Wilde : Pleasure is the only thing that one should...
     
  17. Di B

    Di B Member


    get by blowing their instrument!!!

    Marilyn Monroe 'Diamonds are a girls....'
     
  18. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    .....worst hand. Go for spades next time.'


    Mae West. 'Come up and....
     
  19. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    See what we've done with the new stair carpet

    Lawrence Durrell: - There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can...
    [carefully now...]
     
  20. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    ....by sending a stamped addressed envelope and a cheque for £400 to Lawrence Durrell, marked 'I want to do these three things with a woman' PO Box......

    Mark Twain: 'Golf is a.....'
     
  21. Di

    Di Active Member

    bigger car than the polo

    Dick Emery: Ooh you are awful but .
     
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