This appeal comes from a desperate band, and a conductor in need of jokes... This afternoon, East Riding of Yorkshire Brass's concert in Hornsea had to take place in the local church due to inclement weather. Our MD, the mighty Ploughboy was thus thrown into a situation where he had to compere ad libbing it all the way through, and discovered to his horror that he only had two jokes in his repertoire that were suitable for retelling on hallowed ground. As we really don'twant to hear these for the next however many concerts, please support a desperate band by providing clean jokes for Mr. Hallas to incorporate into his cabaret performance. Thank you in anticipation. Rach x I'm so going to die next time I'm at band... :-?