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  1. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Think you can do better than the Daily Papers Horoscope people? I bet we can.
    Shall I start?

    September 7th

    Pisces:
    You may be feeling like staying in bed but its going to be one of the more exciting days. Smile at the next stranger you see and wait for the drama to unfold. ;)
     
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    September 7th

    Aries;
    Today you will be filled with energy and enthusiasm. Your colleagues will be left dazzled and amazed by your precise and clear direction...
     
  4. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Taurus;
    Try to keep that stubborn streak in check and see what happens when you allow that others may indeed have the answers. Look out for a new encounter...
     
  5. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Gemini;
    Keep your options open today and take any opportunity that may present itself to get out and enjoy yourself.
     
  6. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Cancer;
    Come out of your shell and try something new even if it is only with your lunch!
     
  7. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Leo:
    Roar at the world and it often shouts back. Try a meeker approach and see what happens.
     
  8. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Libra;
    Stop being so nice and stand up for yourself today. Assert yourself you are wiser than you know...
     
  9. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Virgo:
    Tidiness is not always a virtue. Try a little spontaneity this afternoon at 3pm...
     
  10. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Scorpio:
    Stay in bed all day. Today is going to be awful.
     
  11. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Sagittarius:
    A day of arguing if you are not careful. Try smiling and ignoring the fool.
     
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  13. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Capricorn:
    Hit those shops baby. You deserve a little retail therapy. find the time to treat yourself today
     
  14. Mesmerist

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    September 7th

    Aquarius:
    Not that you would ever admit to reading a horoscope (would you?). Have you considered that maybe, just this once, someone else may have a better understanding than you? Try it their way - just for a change!
     
  15. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    September 8th

    Mesmeries:
    As your moon orbits Uranus you may find you have too much time on your hands. Try starting a new hobby, astrology, astronomy, askmoominy. If all else fails then plunge to the edge of your avatar and see what comes up.
     
  16. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Whyaye Steveyboy. No one else fancies being madame cainer then? Do you want some more or shall we let this thread fade away?

    Should have seen it coming but dropped my crystal ball and don`t think its running right at the moment. Needs a good service.
     
  17. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    No what you mean.. Ever since my first ball dropping incident I tend to get them serviced fairly regularly.
    Being a gemini I have two balls.
     
  18. Mesmerist

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    I nearly read that as a Genie with two balls and was going to suggest you had your lamp rubbed but I see I read it wrong.
     
  19. Mesmerist

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    September 8th

    Gemini;

    The wandering gypsy is more than qualified to spread his/her particular brand of wisdom. Try sharing a prophesy for others less gifted in that department today?
     
  20. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    September 8th

    Hairies;

    Lesser gifted hairies - whether (all) bikers or not, must take full opportunity of the moon waning in jupiters orbit to get down to the nearist soft goods department store to seek physical and mental enlightenment.
     
  21. Mesmerist

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    September 8th

    Tauress and Bulls

    Often found in china shops and John Lewis need to exercise caution around delicate areas. Take opportunity of eclipse at 2:15 to offload goodies into nearest pocket
     
  22. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    Shame I didn't read this earlier..... mezzy you're better than mystic meg!
     

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