Ever fancied doing a bit of domination?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Fishsta, Apr 11, 2004.

  1. Fishsta

    Fishsta Active Member

    No, this is actually really tame. Don't worry.


    Tell the chicken what to do, and he'll do it.

    For example... try:

    smack your bottom
    trash the room
    show muscles
    turn the light off

    There is so much he'll do, post your best ones here.

  2. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    he will chew his wing lol
  3. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    I told him to "Dance like Bez out of The Happy Mondays"

    He sort of jumped around but I don't think he knew what I was on about :lol:
  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I told him to do Sit Ups, but he just sat. :?
  5. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    I asked 'him' to do the splits. And he did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    He...er it hopped for me!!
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I tried to get it to cross the road. Wasn't having any of it.....
  8. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    I wanted him to "show an appriciation of post-modern romaticism" but there are too many letters to put that in :lol:

    I also asked him to "represent the olympic spirit in mime" but the results were disappointing to say the least. :?

    Am I being too random......... :?:
  9. trombelle

    trombelle Member

    that is the weirdest thing i have ever seen :?
  10. He tried to lay an egg, but with no luck.....
  11. manx_yessir

    manx_yessir Member

    I asked him to teach me how to triple tongue on my cornet and he just kinda came real close and looked blankly at me :roll:

    However, when I asked him to drum, he couldn't stop himself.

    There's a moral in there somewhere all you percussionists! :wink:
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Well of course! Haven't you heard of chicken drumsticks??? ;-)
  13. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Anyway, this, I suppose, could be described as a 'poultry' excuse for a website..... :roll: :lol:
  14. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    It's just weird... :wink:

    I'm seriously wondering exactly how Fishta came across this site! :shock:

    Kirsty x

    PS He doesn't flap wings just kinda preens.. boo
  15. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    He refused to sing... and wouldn't put his foot in his mouth...

    but apart from that- he's quite obidient isnt he... (i knooooo, spelling...)

    :lol: ;-)
  16. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    he sung for me, obviously no sound but he waves his habds round like a singer
  17. Dawnys_flug

    Dawnys_flug Member

    He's too creepy for me!!

    He rolls over which is quite funny and i told him to do the macarena but he just wiggled his toosh a bit :?
  18. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    he shakes his tail feathers if you ask nicely ;)
  19. lottie4744

    lottie4744 Member

    The Chickens nasty! I was being nice to him, then I told him to eat cheese and he laughed at me :cry:

    Although his lame attempt to fly was pretty good!
  20. ratley

    ratley Member

    Poor attempt at a handstand....

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