Evening Classes for Men...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by flugelgal, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

    ALL ARE WELCOME

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY



    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
    accept a maximum of eight participants each.


    Sign up early and get a discount on registration.


    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS- Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?- Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR- Practicing with
    hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
    THEMSELVES?- Debate among a panel of experts.

    LOSS OF VIRILITY: - Losing the remote control to your significant other -
    Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS -starting with looking in the right place
    instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?- Group
    discussion and role play

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH-
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST- Real life testimonial from the one
    man who did.

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? -
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER-
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION- Relaxation exercises, meditation
    and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE- Bring
    your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME-
    Individual counsellors available
     
  2. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

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    I don't need to go, I'd pass with flying colours... :roll:
     
  3. John Brooks

    John Brooks Well-Known Member

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    I graduated Suma Cum Laude :D

    While travelling in the U.S. recently I actually did stop to ask directions; if only to please my wife :wink: . I was within 4 miles of the motel we were looking for and the map I had was not sufficiently detailed. I went to a gas station (sorry, petrol) with a convenience store; two guys behind the counter; two customers, one male, one female. None of them knew the location of the motel, but all proceeded to offer their guidance. I politely thanked them, went back to the car and found it myself within ten minutes. OK, I'll admit I got lucky but if I'd followed any of those directions I might still be in New York State :!:
     
  4. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

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    I prove time and again I can ask for directions. However, it's when I ask women for help, I can end up in poodoo....

    Last year I went to a wedding, and because I'd never been that side of Brisbane I asked the bridesmaid who was travelling with me for directions. H er idea of directions were "Go that way" and pointing vaguely, while I am driving 100kph in bumper-to-bumper freeway traffic!!!

    However, I was pleasantly surprised when I drove into Brisbane from Toowoomba last weekend with my girlfriend. She is a natural at giving directions....when she isn't wrapped up in the music she's signing or the conversation she's engaged in.

    My sister hogs the remote..........I think it's a learned trait of dominance from my father.

    As for flowers.....I offered, and asked her what flowers would she prefer? My girlfriend had a look, and she gave me a serve about paying $80 for something that would die in a day....

    ....found out from her mother she prefers jewellery :wink:
     
  5. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

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    In a dark, dark place.
    Ask your girlfriend/wife to do it.

    No, if your gf/wife insists on having the peach scented quilty stuff then she can put it on the damn holder.

    4.75 beers and 1 football match per week

    of course not! Women take them there, it's part of their daily routine.

    How come they never want to watch the good programmes?

    I know how to find things, if you don't move them

    Fridge - if I chuck them away how am I ever going to build Tracy Island?

    I get hayfever

    Real men don't get lost.

    Of course we sit quietly, when she does it right.

    Yep one's a nagging cow who's made your life a misery for as long as you can remember, the other is your mum.

    Don't go.

    Get a job with a secretary.

    Alternative title: AN INSIGHT INTO WOMANHOOD
     
  6. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

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    of course not! Women take them there, it's part of their daily routine.

     
  7. sparkling_quavers

    sparkling_quavers Active Member

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    ooo mr scrapingthebottom you are going to be in the doghouse when I print this out and post it to my sister! :twisted:
     
  8. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Can't you send her a link? :shock: Isn't she connected? How does she get through the day? :shock: :shock:
     
  9. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    New York City
    Like the Victorians?
     
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