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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Cornishwomble, Sep 23, 2004.

  1. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    So I'm at work and the phone goes, it's the wife

    "The CD's we ordered from 4 bars rest have arrived but there's a problem" she says

    "Listen to this"

    So I listen down the phone and I can hear the opening track of a dance album. I had to agree with her that it was definately not YBS as ordered. I remarked that I even knew the album that was playing, it was the "ministry of Sound Vol 1". I knew this as I own that CD

    "I'll try one of the other CDs"

    Same again the exact same Ministry of Sound CD, definately not a brass band.

    How was this problem solved, did we send the incorrect CDs back????

    No I got the misses to take the ministry of Sound CD out of the player that she had put the brass band CDs on top of!

    Bless! :roll:
  2. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    So we're watching "Never mind the Buzzcocks", and I correctly answer one of the intro round questions.

    "I know this", I said "cos I used to have that song"

    "Did you have it on lino?", she asked

    "erm don't you mean vinyl" I ventured

    "Oh yeah that's it"

    She cooks a nice roast though :-(
  3. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Heheheh! (I hope, for your sake she doesn't know how to use a computer too!!)
  4. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    Oh yeah she does she's online now lol
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    nice knowing you... :)
  6. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Do you want flowers delivered to the hospital Roy?

    I love it!
    :p :-D :D
  7. Mrs Womble

    Mrs Womble Member

    :eek:: :oops: :oops: :eek:op

    I'll get my coat think my taxi is outside

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  8. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Same thing happened to me once.

    Yea a woman cooked a nice roast, wierd isnt it how their good with kitchen utensils. Must be inbuilt or something.
  9. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    The car keeps cutting out and Mrs T calls Green Flag out.

    "I think you've flooded your engine", says the repairman

    "But I haven't driven any where near water" Says Mrs T

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    It's cos we have to think of so many other things at once...and of course we are hard-wired not to listen to anything a man says...

    EvilDaddyBadger: I've found the torch and it works fine.
    BigMamaBadger: Has it got batteries in?

    EDB: I found out why you need to wear wellies when you're caving, it's because of the wire ladders.
    BMB: Wow, do they bite you then? Underground, I mean?
    EDB: What?
    BMB: The wild adders, do they bite you if you're not wearing wellies?
    EDB: No..... the wire ladders will scratch you if you're not wearing wellies....

    BMB :p
  11. HBB

    HBB Active Member


    Master Card Moment (Priceless :roll:)
  12. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    i seem to remember a certain incident involving a fan that happened not too long ago????..............pot.......kettle.......black?!!
    do you wish to explain??

    (i'll stick up for you linda!! hee hee)
  13. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    that's it, mock the person who makes your food...

    and you call her dumb?
  14. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    "Is Belgium a city in Holland?"

    "Is a zoo REALLY dutch slang for a 5 Euro note?"

    Just a couple of my favourites from Kate 2 Large Beers whilst away this summer.
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Don't worry Roy, when you come to visit in October we'll give her the comfy padded room. ;)
  16. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    Most Americans seem to think that Belgium is the capital of Brussels
    :-? :shock:
  17. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Most Americans seem to think that Scotland is part of England...
  18. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    At a conference in Nevada once I filled my address in on a form on a trade stand and the stall-holder looked at me as if I was a fraudster and accused me of lying on the form "because there isn't a state with the initials 'UK'" !

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