Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

  2. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

    One of my keyboards at work has a health warning on it...

    "Some experts warn that the use of any keyboard for extended periods can cause serious injury"

    And my boss still won't let me take the reccommended 15 minutes break out of every hour :wink: :wink: :wink:
  3. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    I don't know what they mean... NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!!
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Doesn't say how many complained of Dave Payn, though :shock: :wink: :lol:
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    If there's a greater number than infinity, there's your answer to THAT question, folks! Payn by name, pain by nature... my family motto (actually, it's wrong to bring my family into this. It's not their fault. It's MY motto! I'm the one and only. Indeed, why have 'champagne' when you've got a REAL Payn here! Arf, arf.)

    Thought I'd 'bale' myself out of that one, Peter. Hay ho! ;-) :lol:
  6. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Email Article:

    Ha! Yea, sounds about right...
    but if you wanna prevent back pain n all... SIT UP!!!! POSTURE POSTURE!!! :roll:

  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Re: Email Article:

    Who asked you, pasty? ;-) :lol: :lol:

    (Here's a possibility for another thread, Naomi: 'If there's one gag about your name which could have ensured your retirement had you received a pound for every time you'd heard it; which one would it be? ;-) ;-)
  8. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    'Irritable desk syndrome' - leave the desk alone it did nothin to anyone!
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I can see right through you, Payn, and as for making fun of my name, well that's the final straw :!:
  10. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: yeeees....
    But Dave, if I was to impressed by gags like that- it would have to be something I haven't heard before... then I'll retire! ;-)
  11. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I think I made up most of the recent gags on my surname, Naomi! Talking of 'Cornish', there's a player who now pervades Becontree Brass (ex Crystal Palace in the days when I was there) by the name of Graeme Cornish. Those two words are just an anagrammer's dream. I came up with about 35 of them (mostly rude. Couldn't blame me, it was the way the letters turned out!)

    You're not his sister are you...... ;-)
  12. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    No... He's prolly the next generation up from me ;-) (maybe two?) :lol:

  13. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    God bless a decent surname like mine
  14. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

    Surname wasn't my problem. Imagine having to go through school with a name that phonetically is 'Knickerless'. Great fun. Plus my Dad was a policeman, so, with the obvious Nick connections as well, there was no escape for me!
  15. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    "Of Oz" ? (hurrah)
  16. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    just incase no1 caught what Kepps said here...


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