'Drive Thru' Cash Dispensers!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    Apologies in advance! ;)

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    Banks & Building Societies are installing new 'Drive Thru' Cash Dispensers.

    To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.

    Procedure for MALE customers:

    1. Drive up to the cash machine
    2. Wind down your car window
    3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN
    4. Enter amount of cash required
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
    6. Wind up window
    7. Drive off

    Procedure for FEMALE customers:

    1. Drive up to the cash machine
    2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine
    3. Re-start the stalled engine
    4. Wind down the window
    5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card
    6. Turn the radio down
    7. Attempt to insert card into machine
    8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car
    9. Insert card
    10. Re-insert card the right way up
    11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page
    12. Enter PIN
    13. Press 'cancel' and re-enter correct PIN
    14. Enter amount of cash required
    15. Check make-up in rear view mirror
    16. Retrieve cash and receipt
    17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
    18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
    19. Re-check make-up
    20. Drive forward 2 metres
    21. Reverse back to cash machine
    22. Retrieve card
    23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided
    24. Resart stalled engine and pull off
    25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
    26. Release handbrake
     
  2. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

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    I saw one of these drive through cash machines once.... no pedestrian access

    always wondered why they bothered putting braille on all the buttons..
     
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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  4. Di

    Di Active Member

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    :shock:

    Women Rule! We will have our revenge. :evil: :twisted: :wink:
     
  5. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    When and IF you're allowed out of the kitchen! :twisted: :twisted:
     
  6. Di

    Di Active Member

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    I'm never allowed IN the kitchen. He claims he's a better cook than me! And he finds it relaxing and likes to experiment, so I let him get on with it! :D

    Come on guys, we're talking about money here. Everyone knows that where handling money is concerned, women are THE experts! :wink: (Especially when it comes to spending it!!) :lol: :lol:
     
  7. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    As long as the kitchen restocks itself automatically and contains a PC with Broadband Internet Access and all mod cons I will happily live there...

    Oh yes, I need room to play my flugel too!

    Kirsty
     
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    Plenty of Orange Juice in the kitchen :wink: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    women? with money? what next, letting them vote?

    personally, having seen my sisters bank statements.... hehehe... I think women should be given an allowance by a designated male, of £20 a week. :wink:
     
  10. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

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    your sister is the reverse of mine!! Mine is soo thrifty!!

    Her boyfriends do all her shopping.

    What they don't get, "Daddy" does :evil:
     
  11. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

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    Can't help noticing the plural there!
     
  12. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

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    Very funny Dyl, seen that one a wee while ago but it still made me laugh :lol:
     
  13. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

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    Classic! OK very sexist, but surely women can see the "funny" side of it. ;)
     
  14. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    LOL!

    K
     
  15. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

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    The first boyfriend she brought home was forever buying flowers and chocolates and Tigger stuff (she's a fan), even after the breakup!

    The second is carless, but pays her in trinkets and clothes and movies and dinners and.....
     
  16. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

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    It is funny but thats probably because its very true!
     
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