Don't be fooled

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by David Evans, Dec 17, 2017.

  1. julian

    julian Active Member

    Thanks GER, you're the only one who's played along. Unfortunately you're supposed to say what the death throws of Morris Marina sounded like. Have another try!!
     
  2. GER

    GER Member

    Thought I had, every time they started up they sounded as though they were breaking up!! How about imagine a tin of nails inside a concrete mixer spinning at 1000 rpm, it obviously wouldn't be very loud, the metal wasn't thick enough to put up any resistance, punctuated by the odd pop as the tyres gave way- Oh damn, I've just described the sound they made when being driven down the road again!!. I give up-no wait, I remember playing in a band in the 1970's and there was an instrument that when played sounded exactly like a marina breaking up, if I could just remember the name.................
     
  3. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

  4. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    I had to search the internet for one as I had no idea what you were talking about. All cars look similar to me unless it's a mini or a landrover.
     
  5. GER

    GER Member

    [​IMG]
    Mesmerist- not sure where you got that photo from, this is a better example, although to be fair if this was for sale it's condition would be described as 'good' :):):)
     
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  6. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Ah just convert them to electric classic cars and you'll make a fortune. Can see the headlines now - Julian/Ger millionaires teach Lord Sugar how to suck eggs
     
  7. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    PS How do you suck eggs and why on earth would you want to?
     
  8. julian

    julian Active Member

    Mesmarist. I've never sucked an egg, and don't think I want to either (apparently people who collect birds eggs make a small hole in one and then suck the raw egg through it - yuck!)
    Converting old Morris Marina's etc to electric would, IMHO only prolong the agony of them still being around and would probably reverse the desired result. i.e. bankruptcy!
     
  9. julian

    julian Active Member

    By the way, Mesmerist your photo must have been taken the day that this particular example left the dealer showroom. GER's example is probably a couple of months older - probably less if it lived within 5 miles of the sea......
     
  10. julian

    julian Active Member

    Perhaps someone could prompt him?.........
     
  11. Slider1

    Slider1 Active Member

    I think you'd be better off with the skip behind it :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Slider1

    Slider1 Active Member

    A bit like driving a Marina, its probably illegal now and you blew not sucked, very messy if it was addled, yep very much like driving a marina.
     
  13. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    So if a Marina represents the instrument sitting near the Euph but smaller then this baby must be the solo horn player. Oh Yeah[​IMG]
     
  14. julian

    julian Active Member

    In yer dreams, girl......
     
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  15. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    RUDE Julian RUDE!
     
  16. julian

    julian Active Member

    No, never rude - just realistic!
     
  17. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    Off to find a cornet replica then Julian...
     
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  18. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

  19. julian

    julian Active Member

    Cruel, just cruel..........................................
     
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  20. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    I know... I'll let you find the basses version
     

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